I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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