I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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