I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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