hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
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We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
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Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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