I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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