You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Two words: blizzard sex
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
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