Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
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