Duck Duck Cougar?
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
Pants are for mortals
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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