is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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