found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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