ya dads aren't the best wingmen
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
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Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
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I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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