I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
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Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
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According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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