VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
And then the night went full on bisexual.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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