I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Randomize
