And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
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