Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
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