I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
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I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
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They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
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