Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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