It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Plan B is the new Plan A
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
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my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
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god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
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