I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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