Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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