walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
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I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
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It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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