just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
don't judge my taste in strippers
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
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