She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
Randomize
