i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
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i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
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i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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