Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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