ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder