dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
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I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
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I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...