Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
Tinder recommend to a friend: making threesomes easier since 2016
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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