Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.

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(979): View more from Texas

i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.

(903): View more from Texas

wow. i have no words.

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(416): View more from Ontario

Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.

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(360): View more from Washington

It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick

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(914): View more from New York

my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.

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(904): View more from Florida

You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.

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(908): View more from New Jersey

but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.

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(208): View more from Idaho

Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room

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(650): View more from California

Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven

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