I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
Randomize
