I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
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