Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
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