Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
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