idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
I could fuck to npr.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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