You work out of a Hotel?
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
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Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
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it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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