Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
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he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
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Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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