dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
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i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
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I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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