On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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