the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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