so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
someone threw a dead crab at me
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
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Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
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Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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