she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
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