capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
im about as happy as oj after his trial
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
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Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
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Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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