Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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