new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
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