So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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