eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
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I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
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Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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