I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
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I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
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Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
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