That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I wish i was in the wii world.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
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