Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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