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he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
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