he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
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Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
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Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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