i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
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