I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
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Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
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I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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