oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Why did my mother make you get naked?
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