the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
either way he was missing a nipple.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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