I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
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Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
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we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
is it fun? or sober?
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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