yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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